3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Dick Puts the 'Id' in Cupid (2000)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Tommy Solomon

Quotes 

• Harry Solomon : [watching a pay-per-view]  Are those two women naked?

  Tommy Solomon : Yes, they are.

  Harry Solomon : So... What did that guy do to deserve that spanking?

• Alissa Strudwick : Hey, guys!

  Tommy Solomon : Hey, Alissa! How you doin'?

  Sally Solomon : Hey! Uuuuh...

  [Runs to the kitchen] 

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Will you uh, uh, uh... Oh, look at the time!

  [Runs to his room] 

  Tommy Solomon : Harry?

  Harry Solomon : Hm? Oh! I was just trying to stagger my exit for a more natural effect.

  [Gets up to leave] 

  Harry Solomon : La la la, la la la la. And I'm out!

• Tommy Solomon : This Valentine's Day is about me and Alissa maximizing the loving and minimizing the virginity.

  Sally Solomon : Yes!

  Dr. Dick Solomon : About time. I've been telling you to do that since you were 14.

• Tommy Solomon : [discussing his upcoming "first time" with girlfriend Alissa]  I don't know what to do, man. She's so much more experienced than me. What if I make a fool of myself?

  Harry Solomon : [in a reassuring tone]  Oh, don't worry. You will.