- "Howling Mad" Murdock: Sneaking back into a warzone with the same plan, second time, is insane.
- "Hannibal" Smith: It's brilliant. They'll never think we're crazy enough to do it.
- Murdock: The Colonel really bends my mind out of shape, you know.
- "B.A." Baracus: Man, if you're mind was bend out of shape, it'd be straight, fool.
- Katherine: You're a real pig, you know that, Strickland?
- Strickland: You're a real snowcone, for such a hot mama.
- Faceman: Oh, great, an entire terrorist army on our tail and we're out of gas.
- Murdock: Well, look at it this way, Face, we hit rock bottom now and the only way we can go is up.
- Jennifer Teasdale: [pointing a gun at Hannibal] You're gonna let me go now, or I'm gonna blow you all away.
- Faceman: This is up?
- "Hannibal" Smith: Miss Teasdale, I heard you were a bit of a loon, but you really jumped the double yellow line with this.
- Strickland: Your all dead men!
- Templeton Peck: Really? Gee, I didn't think I'd feel this good after I was dead. I wanna thank you all for coming to the funeral.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: They'll never catch us, Mr. Teasdale. And just so you know: we're like socks. You can put us through a rough wash once, but you'll never use us again. Good luck, Jennifer.
- Jennifer Teasdale: You guys are incredible! I can't believe you actually did it!
- Templeton Peck: Neither can I. We lost our wheels, B.A. did 15 rounds with Godzilla, Hannibal did a 20 story high dive, we had our boat blown out from under us, and we still managed to save the girl, her boyfriend and retrieve the movey.
- Marcus: Now all you have to do is stop them from blowing up the dam.
- "Hannibal" Smith: Dam?
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: I wanna cry.