ALF (TV Series)
On the Road Again (1986)
Mickey Jones: Artie
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Quotes
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Sam : [Artie uncovers the cage to see Alf inside] I know what that is. It's an ant-eater.
Artie : Are you sure?
Sam : Yeah, and it's against the law to shoot ant-eaters.
[Alf crushes an ant on one of the cage's bars and eats it]
Artie : What are you talking about? You can shoot ant-eaters!
[Alf immediately spits it out]
Artie : I don't care what he is. I'm gonna take him out and butcher him.
[Alf gasps]
Sam : Why do you always get to do all the butchering?
Artie : Because YOU usually end up mutilating all the good meat! I'll get the chainsaw, you make the salad.