ALF (TV Series)

Promises, Promises (1988)

Paul Fusco: ALF

Quotes 

• Willie Tanner : [to Lynn]  You may have a moment of privacy to tell Mr. Iacocca you won't be seeing him again.

  ALF : Unless it's for senior's night at the Sizzler.

• ALF : Kate, I'm sorry I broke your wedding present. I was going to tell you.

  Kate Tanner : Really? When?

  ALF : I was waiting to see if the marriage would last.

• Man on TV : And now back to our creature feature "Aliens," starring Sigourney Weaver.

  ALF : No! Don't go back for that stupid cat. This is no time for a snack.