- Willie Tanner: [to Lynn] You may have a moment of privacy to tell Mr. Iacocca you won't be seeing him again.
- ALF: Unless it's for senior's night at the Sizzler.
- Lynn Tanner: Thanks, I had fun watching you work. You must get writer's cramp.
- Eddie: You know, I had no idea that Donald Tramp's book was quite so popular.
- ALF: Kate, I'm sorry I broke your wedding present. I was going to tell you.
- Kate Tanner: Really? When?
- ALF: I was waiting to see if the marriage would last.
- Man on TV: And now back to our creature feature "Aliens," starring Sigourney Weaver.
- ALF: No! Don't go back for that stupid cat. This is no time for a snack.