- [last lines]
- ALF: You saved my life, Willie. I'll never forget it. From now on... you are my slave.
- Willie Tanner: So what else is new?
- Brian Tanner: I can help. I have ten dollars and 32 cents in my piggy bank.
- ALF: No, you don't. We'll talk about it later.
- ALF: You don't believe me either, do you, Lynn?
- Lynn Tanner: Tsk. It's not that I don't believe you. It's just that you have a tendency to... overstate.
- ALF: Do not, do not, do not.