ALF (TV Series)
Strangers in the Night (1986)
Max Wright: Willie Tanner
Quotes
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Willie Tanner : ALF why are you answering the phone?
'ALF' : I live here.
Willie Tanner : I called to speak to Mrs Ochmonek
'ALF' : Hold on, I'll get her.
Willie Tanner : I'll call back.
'ALF' : Your dime.
[The phone rings again, as Mrs Ochmonek approaches the phone, it steps]
Willie Tanner : Why do you keep answering the phone?
'ALF' : You keep calling
Willie Tanner : Where's Mrs Ochmonek?
'ALF' : I don't know, the last time I saw her, she was stealing my pizza oh and don't worry about the cat.
Willie Tanner : Why? What happened to lucky?
Willie Tanner : I might've stepped on him when I opened the fridge door.
Willie Tanner : You were in the kitchen?
'ALF' : I had to break in through the back door after I fell out the window.
Willie Tanner : Where are you, what are you doing?
'ALF' : I'm in the bedroom wearing a blue dress.
Willie Tanner : Don't go anywhere
'ALF' : Where would I go? I'm not wearing the right shoes
Willie Tanner : [Hangs up] I should've locked him in the garage!
[To a fellow social worker]
Willie Tanner : Kids