Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)
Death (1994)
June Whitfield: Mother
Quotes
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Mrs. June 'Gran' 'Mother' Monsoon : Edwina dear, your father is dead.
Saffie : Well done.
Eddie : "Well done"? Did she finish him off or something?
Mrs. June 'Gran' 'Mother' Monsoon : That was it, wasn't it, dear? I'm not going mad, am I?
Saffie : Grandad has died! Is that all you can do? All you can say? Don't you think Gran needs a little bit more?
Mrs. June 'Gran' 'Mother' Monsoon : Oh, don't drag me into it, dear. She's doing her best, I'm sure. Now don't you get yourself into a state.
Saffie : Your father is dead! What does that make you feel, mum?
[Edina is smiling]
Saffie : ... And you can stop smirking!
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Patsy : Eddie tells me that Mr. M... you know... dead.
Mrs. June 'Gran' 'Mother' Monsoon : That's right.
Patsy : Well, I um... condole you.
Mrs. June 'Gran' 'Mother' Monsoon : Thank you dear.
Patsy : He chose the right season to go.
Saffie : What do you mean?
Patsy : Well Harvey Nicks have got some really tasty little black numbers at the moment. And black is like "in". You wouldn't have to wear it only the once. It's my job to know these things.
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Sondra Lorrance : I too have felt great sadness. You are talking to someone who has sat through "Beaches" twelve times.
Mrs. June 'Gran' 'Mother' Monsoon : Really?
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[last lines]
Mrs. June 'Gran' 'Mother' Monsoon : Let's hope someone fills them in before they get help.
Patsy : Eddie!