The Addams Family (TV Series)
Fester Goes on a Diet (1966)
Jackie Coogan: Uncle Fester
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Quotes
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Jack LaLanne : Say, what do you generally eat?
Uncle Fester : Oh, the usual thing: eye of newt, puree of aardvark, roast yak.
Jack LaLanne : You know, they say we're what we eat, and, mister, you really are!
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Uncle Fester : Girls like guys with V figures. The only trouble is mine's upside down.
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Uncle Fester : Oh, Lurch, I'm in terrible shape.
Lurch : So I seeeee.
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Uncle Fester : You know, Morticia, when she sees me, a great postal romance is goin' right down the drain.
Morticia Addams : Brace up, Uncle Fester. She'll love you for what you are.
Gomez Addams : [indicating his bloated, flabby tummy] All of it.
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Gomez Addams : Fester, where are you going?
Uncle Fester : Up to my room to sharpen my scalpel.
Dr. Motley : Your scalpel?
Uncle Fester : Yes. If my liver count keeps dropping, I may have to operate.