- Colin: It's gonna be great in there tonight isn't it? With all those pop stars and dancers and actors.
- Frank: I wonder if any of the great Hollywood actors'll be there Col, like Charlton Burton.
- Colin: [pauses] There's no such person you idiot. It's either Charlton Heston or Richard Burton.
- Frank: No, Charlton Burton. There's a Charlton Burton! He was in that film, that classic film, everybody loves it, 'The Long Long Eyebrow.' It's my favourite.