Gene Pyrz: Imposter Joey

Quotes 

• Francis Boris 'Bo' Sawchuk : You must be Joey; I'm Bo. For a second there, she thought I was you.

  Imposter Joey : Yeah, well, the elevator doesn't stop at every floor, if you know what I mean.

• Imposter Joey : Mother, you're acting crazy.

  Irene : Why not? You'll just have to get used to me again.

  Imposter Joey : You keep shoes in the fridge, you cha-cha with some kid. When I walked though the door yesterday, you didn't even recognize me. I'd call that crazy.

  Irene : What kind of tea do you want?

  Imposter Joey : Forget the tea! Think where it might be. It's half a million bucks. If we don't find it, we'll lose the house and you'll have to go to that old folks home.

• Shirley Holmes : You shared a cell with Joey Babbage, didn't you? That's how you found out about the diamonds!

  Imposter Joey : Confession's not my style, kid.