Colin Fox: Mr. Howie

Quotes 

• Bartholomew 'Bart' James : Archaeologists believe the Great Pyramid was built by slaves as a grand tomb for the pharaoh... but they're wrong! The Great Pyramid was, in fact, built by beings from another galaxy - extraterrestrials.

  Mr. Howie : Is this your idea of a joke, Mr. James?

  Bartholomew 'Bart' James : I've done tons of research. The Egyptians even drew pictures of their sun god flying around ina spacecraft.

  Mr. Howie : Sit down, Bart. This is a history class, not a Star Trek convention.

• Mr. Howie : Miss Holmes, what are you doing in my car?

  Shirley Holmes : I just found it more efficient than following you on my bike.

• Mr. Howie : Miss Holmes, you're starting to sound like Bart.

  Shirley Holmes : Do you believe me or do you think you're crazy?

• Mr. Howie : It is alien isn't it? I was abducted.

  Shirley Holmes : You're half right, Mr. Howie. You were abducted - but not by aliens.

  [Mr. Howie examines the implant under a magnifying glass] 

  Mr. Howie : Made in... Taiwan.

• Shirley Holmes : Your breathing exercises are unique to say the least.

  Mr. Howie : It's a relaxation technique - part of my therapy for... kinderphobia.

  Shirley Holmes : Kinderphobia?

  Mr. Howie : Fear of... children.