Jeff Madden: Pete

Quotes 

• Pete : Look, kid, I got a few things on my mind, like being robbed by a whacko.

  Shirley Holmes : Whacko?

  Pete : Who takes two angel fish, one from the male tank and one from the female? Who takes 14 canaries and then leaves the rest?

• Pete : For 15 years I've been straight as an arrow and then Mr. More-Money-Than-Brains walks in. I tried to talk him into an iguana or maybe a little savannah. No, no, he had to have it! He had to have a komodo dragon.