"Alfred Hitchcock Presents" Sylvia (TV Episode 1958) - Alfred Hitchcock as Self - Host

[afterword]

Alfred Hitchcock : [Close shot of Hitchcock] Well, I'm not sure the psychiatrist straightened out Sylvia's mind, but he certainly improved her aim. You will be pleased to know that Mr. Melton stopped interfering with Sylvia's life and her interference with his life was limited to this one culminating stroke. If you found this story amusing, you will be pleased to know that we have prepared another for our next presentation. So, until then, good hyphen night.
[introduction]

Alfred Hitchcock : Good evening, parents, children, babysitters and, uh, sittees. Tonight's discussion is concerned with that thorny problem that all parents face as they survey their children - is coexistence really possible? The problems of the teenager are well discussed, but I would like to say a word for his father, the middle-ager. The middle-ager is truly an outcast from society. Youth pays no attention to him, except to steal his hub caps, those traditional symbols of virility. He can only drive down the dusty road toward senility in a cooled-off hot rod, forever doomed to be a mere spectator in the great drag race of life. Of course, any connection between this treacle and tonight's story is pure coincidence.

Alfred Hitchcock: Self - Host