All in the Family (TV Series)
Archie and the Bowling Team (1972)
Jean Stapleton: Edith Bunker
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Quotes
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Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : [Opens a present from Gloria, reveals that it's a leather shoulder bag] Hey Gloria, this is great!
[puts the bag over his shoulder]
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Just what I need to keep all my stuff in.
Edith Bunker : Oh Archie, ain't that beautiful!
Archie Bunker : Holy cow, a purse! Aw, that's just gorgeous there.
[to Gloria]
Archie Bunker : Did you buy him matching pantyhose?
Gloria Bunker-Stivic : You're really sick.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Archie, this is a bag to carry things in. What's wrong with that?
Archie Bunker : If you don't know buddy, I'll spell it out for you: "F-A-G FRUIT."
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : There you go again. Just because something looks a little bit different to you, you have to put a label on it, right?
Archie Bunker : [affecting a lisp] Well, if the purse fithssss, wear it.
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Archie Bunker : No man carries a purse! Case closed!
Edith Bunker : Lots of men in olden days carried purses - Robin Hood carried a purse.
Archie Bunker : [Sententiously] Robin Hood was an English fag! That's why the sherrif run him into the woods.