All in the Family (TV Series)
Archie the Hero (1975)
Rob Reiner: Michael 'Meathead' Stivic
Quotes
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Mike Stivic : [Archie had saved the life of a female impersonator, unbeknownst to him] If you had known he was a man, what would you have done?
Archie Bunker : I suppose I would've got a fag fireman.
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Archie Bunker : Now along comes this colored cop, see, and he wants to take over the mouth-to-mouth, but I'm thinking fast. I say no, I send him for the ambulance, you know, because if you give a person the wrong breath type, you could kill that person.
Mike Stivic : She could have wound up with a black lung.
Archie Bunker : That's right.
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Mike Stivic : You'd be surprised how many married guys with kids are transvestites.
Archie Bunker : How is it you know so much about these things? Let me see your underwear.
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Archie Bunker : Oh, Edith, you're lookin' at a hero. What I done in my cab tonight you'll never guess.
Mike Stivic : You picked up a Puerto Rican.
Archie Bunker : I said I was a hero, not a daredevil.
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Mike Stivic : Ma, you know what's nice about Archie?
Edith : What?
Mike Stivic : You can't think of anything either, huh?