All in the Family (TV Series)

Archie's Aching Back (1971)

Rob Reiner: Michael 'Meathead' Stivic

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• Archie Bunker : [on the lawyer he hired]  So what does their religion got to do with it?

  Mike Stivic : That's what we wanna know.

  Archie Bunker : Now look here, Mr. Liberal, you brought up their religion, not me. If they're good lawyers, for all I care they could be Chinks.

• Archie Bunker : It's irrelative.

  Mike Stivic : [Correcting him]  "Irrelevant."

  Archie Bunker : Whatever, it ain't German to the conversation.

• Mike Stivic : [Reading names of law firms out of the Yellow Pages]  Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz...

  Archie Bunker : Rabinowitz... Rabinowitz... What was that third name?

  Mike Stivic : Rabinowitz!

  Archie Bunker : Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz - how do they sound to you?

  Mike Stivic : Jewish.