All in the Family (TV Series)

Archie's Aching Back (1971)

Salem Ludwig: Solomon Rabinowitz

Quotes 

• Clarence V. Marshall : Now, according to our witnesses...

  Solomon Rabinowitz : Witnesses? You said nothing to me about witnesses, Mr. Bunker.

  Archie Bunker : Oh, the kids, the kids, y'know.

  Solomon Rabinowitz : Oh, yes, the little children in the playground. Hardly admissible.

  Clarence V. Marshall : Yes, but I'm referring to a station wagon filled with nuns.

• Archie Bunker : [after remarking on Mr. Rabinowitz's eloquence]  Youse people really go in for learning, don't youse?

  Solomon Rabinowitz : [Masking his dismay]  We often say, Mr. Bunker, that the Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit.

  Archie Bunker : The Tree of Learning... Hear that, Edith?

  Edith Bunker : I read that in a fortune cookie once!