All in the Family (TV Series)
Aunt Iola's Visit (1978)
Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker
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Quotes
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Edith Bunker : Guess what? Old Mr. Bloomerer went west this morning.
Archie Bunker : Don't say "went west." He died.
Edith Bunker : No. He eloped to Albuquerque with his massage nurse.
Aunt Iola : What's a massage nurse?
Archie Bunker : A hooker with a thermometer.
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Edith Bunker : His wife has to have her appendix taken out.
Archie Bunker : She had that done two years ago! I never heard of a wife with a second appendix.
Edith Bunker : This is his second wife.
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Aunt Iola : Why should I be in an Old Folks' Home?
Archie Bunker : Because you're an old folk.
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Archie Bunker : Well, there's one thing you and me have in common, there, Iola. We're both about as popular on that side of the family as baked beans on a bus trip.
