All in the Family (TV Series)

The Unemployment Story: Part 1 (1976)

Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker

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• Archie Bunker : I see the unemployment on the streets, and I know who they are. You got your winos who can't get up off the ground. You got your hop-heads who can't get back down on the ground. You got your hookers put outta work by the regular girls givin' it away for nothin'. You got your ex-politicians who was finked on by the hookers. And then you got your usual general run of daydreamers, dummies, and slobs.

• Edith Bunker : I love you, Archie.

  Archie Bunker : I love you too get the door.

• Archie Bunker : Did you hear what he was just saying to me, here? He's gonna spend public money, our tax dollars, to notify the guy that fired me that I'm out of work.

• Archie Bunker : The rules are written by bureaucraps. We know that. That's this whole gang downtown.

  Mrs. Thomas : And they better not come uptown.

• Clerk : [asks about Archie's job driving a cab]  And how much did you make.

  Archie Bunker : Oh, not much. Munson, the owner, he takes a third, then there's another third that's split between the government and the muggers, and then I get my fifth.