Amazing Stories (TV Series)

Go to the Head of the Class (1986)

Christopher Lloyd: Professor B.O. Beanes

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• Professor B.O. Beanes : [end lines]  Mr. Brand! You're tardy again! So, Mr. Brand! It appears I have you where I want you, in DETENTION!

  Peter Brand : Mr. Beanes, detention is fine, just as long as you're OK.

  Professor B.O. Beanes : Well, actually, I have a little bit of a *sore* throat!

  [Beanes pulls back the collar of his long trenchcoat and scarf to show the stitches holding his head to his body. Peter recoils in horror] 

  Professor B.O. Beanes : HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

• Professor B.O. Beanes : [pursuing Brand]  Brand! Brand! I will have you! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

  [chastising his body for running too slow] 

  Professor B.O. Beanes : Faster you fool!

• Professor B.O. Beanes : Why aren't you at home doing your homework, Miss Simpson?

  [looks to Brand] 

  Professor B.O. Beanes : You're probably thinking about *sex* Mr. Brand!

• Peter Brand : No No, please no more!

  Professor B.O. Beanes : I will have you!

  Peter Brand : I didn't want to do it! She made me!

  Professor B.O. Beanes : SEX made you do it, Mr. Brand!

• Professor B.O. Beanes : Mr. Brand! Miss Simpson! Prepare to meet the misters! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

• Professor B.O. Beanes : [Beanes throws his head throw Peter's open window, Peter catches it and gasps in horror, flinging it away and hides in between the bed and the wall, then slowly raises up to look on his bed to see Beane's head, laying face up looking at him]  I want to see you in detention, Mr. Blaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

  [sticks his tongue out as he curses Brand's name. Brand faints, lightning flashes in the open window to a headless body lurching into the room to retrieve...]