- Howard Sprague: Well, what's new with you kids?
- Andy Taylor: Me?
- Howard Sprague: Yeah.
- Andy Taylor: Oh nuthin' much since I saw you this morning.
- Howard Sprague: I was thinking of giving Sally Marsh a call.
- Goober Pyle: Not her, Howard. Now she's the end of the line. She can't dance and she ain't pretty and she don't say a word all evening. She's just nuthin'.
- Howard Sprague: Maybe I'll give her a call anyway.
- Goober Pyle: Well, she won't come.
- Howard Sprague: Well, you don't know until you try.
- Goober Pyle: I tried.