Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Bad Replicant (2002)

Andy Merrill: Oglethorpe

Quotes 

• Major Shake-replicant : [sitting with Frylock at the computer having a webcam chat with Oglethorpe and Emory]  Hey guys.

  Oglethorpe : Oh, look if it isn't our good friend Major Shake!

  Major Shake-replicant : Guys, they know. They know I'm a replicant.

  Oglethorpe : Oh, sure! Ok then, keep on with the mission

  Major Shake-replicant : [cuts him off]  What mission? You haven't told me anything!

  Oglethorpe : Well, you know, keep it up!

  [ends conversation] 

  Frylock : Did he not just see me sitting here with you?

  Major Shake-replicant : Yeah, he probably did. It'll just take him a minute to realize it. They're... they're real stupid.

  Oglethorpe : [back on ship]  Oh, dammit! That was that man... the fry man!

• [Master Shake is being held hostage by the Plutonians] 

  Emory : Hey, Oglethorpe, do you remember this guy?

  Oglethorpe : I'm starting to.

  Emory : And how annoying he was?

  Oglethorpe : Yes, and how he scoffed at our magazines.

  Emory : So, uh, what were we gonna do with him?

  [pause] 

  Oglethorpe : We will use him for the armies... of the night!

  Emory : But I thought we were gonna use the replicant for an army of the night...

  Oglethorpe : Different armies, dorkface.

• Oglethorpe : Imprison him within the rings!

  [Spinning laser rings drop from the ceiling and encircle Master Shake] 

  Oglethorpe : You'll never move from that spot again, unless you like being cut in half!

  [Master Shake reaches through the rings and answers the phone] 

  Master Shake : [into phone]  Y'ello.

  Oglethorpe : The laser rings!

  Master Shake : Look brother, these ain't nothing but disco lights.

  Emory : No, the installer said that they were prison laser rings and I... I believed him.

  Oglethorpe : Don't listen to him, for he is a witch!

  Master Shake : Look, there's somebody on the phone, alright? I gotta go.

  Oglethorpe : Oh, well give it to us, before you possess us with one of your spells.

• Emory : What should we do with the prisoner?

  Oglethorpe : We shall ask the great Orbnauticus!

  [a mirrored disco ball decends from the ceiling] 

  Oglethorpe : Orbnauticus, we seek wisdom. To what evil purpose shall we put our slave to use?

  [no answer] 

  Emory : Maybe he's just sleeping...

  Oglethorpe : [screaming]  DO NOT INSULT ORBNAUTICUS OR YOU SHALL BE DAMNED FOREVER TO THE FORBIDDEN ZONE!

  Emory : Well, maybe we should call the installer. I mean, he's the same guy that did the laser rings.

• [Orbiting the Earth when preparing to invade:] 

  Oglethorpe : Look at it. Orbiting there, like it's so cool!

• Oglethorpe : You see how my mind works? It's like a laser.