Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Bad Replicant (2002)

Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski

Quotes 

• [after a replicant of Shake stole and wrecked Carl's car] 

  Frylock : So, did they ever find your car?

  Carl : Oh, they found part of it, hangin' from a trestle near the turnpike. Yeah, the cops said he had a straw-like protrusion and a cup-like body. You know anybody like that?

  Frylock : Well, it wasn't Shake, Carl. He was abducted by aliens this morning.

  Carl : Oh, I knew that. Sure.

  Frylock : No, seriously, he was.

  [pause] 

  Carl : I hate you.

• Meatwad : Science is a mystery to man, isn't it Frylock?

  Frylock : Yeah. It sure is, Meatwad.

• Master Shake : [the Aqua Teens are singing hymns]  Why are we doing this?

  Frylock : Because I want to join the church up the street, and Meatwad needs to learn some morals and values!

  Master Shake : Look at him and tell me there's a God.

  Meatwad : He made me in his own image.

  Master Shake : Oh yeah, that's right. God's a big meatball! I forgot!

  Meatwad : He is.

  Master Shake : Does he stink like you do?