- Major Shake-replicant: [sitting with Frylock at the computer having a webcam chat with Oglethorpe and Emory] Hey guys.
- Oglethorpe: Oh, look if it isn't our good friend Major Shake!
- Major Shake-replicant: Guys, they know. They know I'm a replicant.
- Oglethorpe: Oh, sure! Ok then, keep on with the mission
- Major Shake-replicant: [cuts him off] What mission? You haven't told me anything!
- Oglethorpe: Well, you know, keep it up!
- [ends conversation]
- Frylock: Did he not just see me sitting here with you?
- Major Shake-replicant: Yeah, he probably did. It'll just take him a minute to realize it. They're... they're real stupid.
- Oglethorpe: [back on ship] Oh, dammit! That was that man... the fry man!
- Major Shake-replicant: So, these Plutonians, they're real dumb.
- Frylock: Yeah.
- Major Shake-replicant: Like, this one times, they wanted to erase this guy's mind, but they didn't want to hock up the cash for the Mind Obliteration Gun. As if one even existed...
- Frylock: It doesn't?
- [after a replicant of Shake stole and wrecked Carl's car]
- Frylock: So, did they ever find your car?
- Carl: Oh, they found part of it, hangin' from a trestle near the turnpike. Yeah, the cops said he had a straw-like protrusion and a cup-like body. You know anybody like that?
- Frylock: Well, it wasn't Shake, Carl. He was abducted by aliens this morning.
- Carl: Oh, I knew that. Sure.
- Frylock: No, seriously, he was.
- [pause]
- Carl: I hate you.
- [Master Shake is being held hostage by the Plutonians]
- Emory: Hey, Oglethorpe, do you remember this guy?
- Oglethorpe: I'm starting to.
- Emory: And how annoying he was?
- Oglethorpe: Yes, and how he scoffed at our magazines.
- Emory: So, uh, what were we gonna do with him?
- [pause]
- Oglethorpe: We will use him for the armies... of the night!
- Emory: But I thought we were gonna use the replicant for an army of the night...
- Oglethorpe: Different armies, dorkface.
- Oglethorpe: Imprison him within the rings!
- [Spinning laser rings drop from the ceiling and encircle Master Shake]
- Oglethorpe: You'll never move from that spot again, unless you like being cut in half!
- [Master Shake reaches through the rings and answers the phone]
- Master Shake: [into phone] Y'ello.
- Oglethorpe: The laser rings!
- Master Shake: Look brother, these ain't nothing but disco lights.
- Emory: No, the installer said that they were prison laser rings and I... I believed him.
- Oglethorpe: Don't listen to him, for he is a witch!
- Master Shake: Look, there's somebody on the phone, alright? I gotta go.
- Oglethorpe: Oh, well give it to us, before you possess us with one of your spells.
- Emory: What should we do with the prisoner?
- Oglethorpe: We shall ask the great Orbnauticus!
- [a mirrored disco ball decends from the ceiling]
- Oglethorpe: Orbnauticus, we seek wisdom. To what evil purpose shall we put our slave to use?
- [no answer]
- Emory: Maybe he's just sleeping...
- Oglethorpe: [screaming] DO NOT INSULT ORBNAUTICUS OR YOU SHALL BE DAMNED FOREVER TO THE FORBIDDEN ZONE!
- Emory: Well, maybe we should call the installer. I mean, he's the same guy that did the laser rings.
- [Orbiting the Earth when preparing to invade:]
- Oglethorpe: Look at it. Orbiting there, like it's so cool!
- Master Shake: [the Aqua Teens are singing hymns] Why are we doing this?
- Frylock: Because I want to join the church up the street, and Meatwad needs to learn some morals and values!
- Master Shake: Look at him and tell me there's a God.
- Meatwad: He made me in his own image.
- Master Shake: Oh yeah, that's right. God's a big meatball! I forgot!
- Meatwad: He is.
- Master Shake: Does he stink like you do?
- Frylock: So, how were you made? Were you cloned from Shake's DNA?
- Major Shake-replicant: Are you kidding? They gave me his photo, threw me in a pizza oven, called it a "pod" and told me to "wing it" and that it would be cool and that it would work and clearly it didn't.
- Frylock: Hm, I think I've met those guys before. They're not exactly intelligent.
- Major Shake-replicant: Gee, could you tell by the giant hairy bosoms that are growing on my back?