Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Bus of the Undead (2001)

H. Jon Benjamin: Mothmonsterman

Quotes 

• [Mothmonsterman has strung Carl up in a silk cocoon] 

  Frylock : What did you do to Carl?

  Mothmonsterman : Oh, yeah, I laid my eggs in his esophagus. You know, I gotta propagate my species and... he's being a real baby about it.

• Master Shake : [answering phone]  Hellooo.

  Mothmonsterman : Yeah, why did you throw molding at me?

  Master Shake : What do you want from me?

  Mothmonsterman : I want the light turned on.

  Master Shake : [shouts]  I don't have the blood you crave!

  [Shake starts sobbing] 

  Mothmonsterman : Blood... ah... chch... No, I don't want the blood. I really want to see the light turned on, alright? Now, if I don't have it on by nightfall...

  [honks bus horn] 

  Mothmonsterman : I'm gonna lay on this horn... bigtime, alright? Then I will probably call you back.

  Master Shake : To suck my blood?

  Mothmonsterman : Yyyeah... Sure.

• Mothmonsterman : [the Teens come home to find Mothmonsterman on thier couch watching TV]  Oh hey. Where you guys been?

  Master Shake : [angrily]  Memphis.

  Mothmonsterman : Really?

  Master Shake : Yes!

  Mothmonsterman : That's awesome! How was it?

  Master Shake : [suddenly friendly]  Oh it was great! They light up the bridge, and we had fried catfish.

  Meatwad : When did you have fried catfish?