- [Meatwad works for the circus by turning into an igloo and a hot dog for the crowd]
- Carl: Yeah, you the supervisor? Where were the strippers?
- Randy the Astonishing: Didn't need 'em. Meat Mountain pulls in the crowd all by himself.
- Carl: Yeah, well you give me back my $2.50. Because I ain't paying for something that happens every day on the hood of my car!
- Meatwad: It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, whether you're white, black, or Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is... except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different.
- Carl: Look, I don't work my ass off for twenty hours a week to throw my money away. That's wasteful. These bills are strictly for me to kiss... and put in some stripper's underwear.
- [Master Shake is staring at Randy's Tentacles]
- Randy the Astonishing: What, you see something you like down there?