Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Diet (2004)

Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski, Ignignokt

Quotes 

• Frylock : I just put it in there to get you excited about your real dinner... this... uh... celery stalk right here. Mm!

  Meatwad : Well, it ain't workin'. Now, if you expect me to eat this, you gonna have to supply me with some wing sauce.

  Frylock : How about a twist of lemon?

  Meatwad : How about a twist of I gouge your mother fuckin' eyes out? Get me the Goddamn wing sauce!

• [Meatwad is power-walking] 

  Meatwad : Hey, Carl. How's it going?

  Carl : Hey, what?

  Meatwad : I'm just power-walkin'.

  Carl : What are you friggin' doing that for? You're just gonna die.

• Meatwad : I'm tired of this diet. Can't eat what I want. What's the point of livin'?

  Master Shake : There isn't any... hold my gun for me, will ya?

• Meatwad : [being handed a celery stick by Frylock]  If I'm gonna eat this thing, then I'm gonna require some wing sauce to accompany it.

  Frylock : Well, how about a twist of lemon instead?

  Meatwad : How about a twist of I-gouge-your-motherfucking-eyes-out? Now gimme the goddamn wing sauce!

• Meatwad : But I want lips like the tomb raider. I got nothing. Flat lips. They ain't sultry.

  Master Shake : [appearing with a funnel cake stand]  Funnel cakes! Get your hot funnel cakes here!

  Meatwad : Funnel cakes!

  Master Shake : Funnel cakes from the tomb raider!

  Master Shake : Do you have to fry those here, Shake?

  Master Shake : Yeah, I do.

  [pauses] 

  Master Shake : Who's ready? Someone must be ready for a funnel cake! I wish I could find someone!