Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Diet (2004)

Dana Snyder: Master Shake

Quotes 

• Frylock : Yeah, and that's why you're a candidate for heart disease.

  Master Shake : Well, I have three hearts 'cause I'm from Tatooine and my mother...

  Frylock : No, you're not.

  Master Shake : Really? Interesting. 'Cause you know I get my physical every year on Alderaan!

  Frylock : That didn't happen.

  Master Shake : Well, I... I am from the Dagobah system!

• Meatwad : I'm tired of this diet. Can't eat what I want. What's the point of livin'?

  Master Shake : There isn't any... hold my gun for me, will ya?

• Meatwad : But I want lips like the tomb raider. I got nothing. Flat lips. They ain't sultry.

  Master Shake : [appearing with a funnel cake stand]  Funnel cakes! Get your hot funnel cakes here!

  Meatwad : Funnel cakes!

  Master Shake : Funnel cakes from the tomb raider!

  Master Shake : Do you have to fry those here, Shake?

  Master Shake : Yeah, I do.

  [pauses] 

  Master Shake : Who's ready? Someone must be ready for a funnel cake! I wish I could find someone!