Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Dusty Gozongas (2004)

Dana Snyder: Master Shake

Quotes 

• Master Shake : What seems to be the trouble here little lay-dee?

  Dusty Gozongas : It smells funny here...

  Meatwad : Shake says I got a paper mill comin' out my butt, and that I smell like Louisiana.

  Master Shake : Come on, now why would you say that to this lady with the big boobs? You don't have an income like I do and you've never even ridden in my amazing rocket car.

  Dusty Gozongas : You have a rocket car?

  Master Shake : Yeah, if I get bored, maybe I'll, uh, bench press it for ya.

  Carl : You're, uh, you're fricken, uh, Dusty Gozongas! I've seen your billboard on the interstate. You dance out at the, uh, Wild Wild Chest!

  Meatwad : Naw, you're thinking of that girl down at Fun Bag Junction, that's Busty Bazookas.

  Master Shake : I think you're talking about Nipple Hut.

  Carl : You're thinking CrotchTown.

  Master Shake : CrotchTown?

  Meatwad : CrotchTown?

  Carl : Yeah, it's near Boobberg... but Boobberg, eh, kinda weak.

• Master Shake : [on the phone with the city]  Send Dusty Gozongas over here immediately! W-w-w-wait... tell her I love her. But that I'm her man and I've gotta be free, so she's gotta to be responsible for birth control.

  [throws down the phone, which explodes] 

  Master Shake : Daddy's getting some poon tang tonight!

• [Shake is trying to impress Dusty Gazongas] 

  Master Shake : [to Meatwad]  Look, what are you doing talking to this lady with the big boobs? You don't have an income like I do, and you've never even ridden in my amazing rocket car.

  Dusty Gozongas : [impressed]  You have a rocket car?

  Master Shake : Yep. Come over some time and I'll... bench press it for you.