- Master Shake: What seems to be the trouble here little lay-dee?
- Dusty Gozongas: It smells funny here...
- Meatwad: Shake says I got a paper mill comin' out my butt, and that I smell like Louisiana.
- Master Shake: Come on, now why would you say that to this lady with the big boobs? You don't have an income like I do and you've never even ridden in my amazing rocket car.
- Dusty Gozongas: You have a rocket car?
- Master Shake: Yeah, if I get bored, maybe I'll, uh, bench press it for ya.
- Carl: You're, uh, you're fricken, uh, Dusty Gozongas! I've seen your billboard on the interstate. You dance out at the, uh, Wild Wild Chest!
- Meatwad: Naw, you're thinking of that girl down at Fun Bag Junction, that's Busty Bazookas.
- Master Shake: I think you're talking about Nipple Hut.
- Carl: You're thinking CrotchTown.
- Master Shake: CrotchTown?
- Meatwad: CrotchTown?
- Carl: Yeah, it's near Boobberg... but Boobberg, eh, kinda weak.
- Dusty Gozongas: [while dancing] I don't know how to fix anything.
- Carl: Aw, don't get so down on yourself! You're, uh...
- [pause]
- Carl: Can you get down on yourself?
- Dusty Gozongas: You're cute!
- [spanks herself]
- Master Shake: [on the phone with the city] Send Dusty Gozongas over here immediately! W-w-w-wait... tell her I love her. But that I'm her man and I've gotta be free, so she's gotta to be responsible for birth control.
- [throws down the phone, which explodes]
- Master Shake: Daddy's getting some poon tang tonight!
- [Shake is trying to impress Dusty Gazongas]
- Master Shake: [to Meatwad] Look, what are you doing talking to this lady with the big boobs? You don't have an income like I do, and you've never even ridden in my amazing rocket car.
- Dusty Gozongas: [impressed] You have a rocket car?
- Master Shake: Yep. Come over some time and I'll... bench press it for you.