Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

EDork (2004)

Dana Snyder: Master Shake

Quotes 

• Master Shake : [Shake and Carl are immobilized in their tech outfits] 

  [Meatwad walks up to shake and starts painting him] 

  Master Shake : What are you doin'?

  Meatwad : Paintin' you with honey.

  Master Shake : That could be cool. Hey, is that my package?

  Meatwad : No, it's my package.

  Master Shake : No it's not, it's mine.

  Meatwad : I'm allowed to order a package.

  Master Shake : OK, OK, fine, it's your package. So what did you get in YOUR package that's not mine?

  Meatwad : Oh, I dunno, let's see. BEES BOY, BEES! YOU GOT BEES!

  Master Shake : No! Whoo! OH! CARL, NO, HELP ME! WE GOT BEES HERE!

  Carl : Bees? Did you get the link I sent you, about the woman havin' sex with a bee?

• Master Shake : Look at this! A monkey, drinking it's own urine! Heh heh! LOL, IMHO, colon, parentheses! Ya hear that?

  Frylock : [listening to mp3 player]  Not any more.

  Master Shake : Well, what's that thing?

  Frylock : [loudly]  Oh, it's just an mp3 player. Holds 40,000 songs!

  Master Shake : Fuck you! Hand truck me up!

• Master Shake : [outside at night with E-anos on backs]  Y' know, this is cool n' all, but I'm startin' to get a bad headache.

  Carl : Yeh, I know whatcha mean.

  Master Shake : I dunno if it's this song, or the heavy magnets that were inserted into my neck.