- Meatwad: You don't need a machine to make a rainbow for rainbows are made of happy thoughts and dreams and chocolate unicorns and gumdrops and licorice sunsets and fuzzy gum drop bears and chocolate covered chocolate gumdrop land...
- Carl: All right, I'm gonna give this rainbow thing another five minutes... and if it don't show up quick, then I am goin' down to the store and get a Hot Rod magazine.
- Meatwad: [referring to Master Shake] He told me to get in the freezer, because there was a carnival in there. There was no carnival, it was a damn freezer. I got freezer burn, and I got mushed up against that chicken.
- Meatwad: Shhh, I'm trying to sleep, so that the real rainbow will come...
- [a rainbow appears]
- Meatwad: ...the real rainbow! I did it! I brought happiness and joy to us all!
- [the rainbow attaches itself to Carl's house and rips it off the foundations]
- Carl: Oooh, good.
- Meatwad: Well, I gotta go, see ya later.
- Dingle: Feet!
- [repeated line]
- Dingle: No Feet!