Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)
Gee Whiz (2004)
Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski, Ignignokt
Quotes
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[Meatwad suffers mood swings from being pregnant]
Meatwad : Oh... boy, I apologize. My hormones are goin' nuts. Now, please... if you would... get the f*** outta my way. I mean, how many times I gotta f***in' write "ice cream" on this f***in' list before someone gets in f***in' gear, and brings home the f***in' ice cream? Maybe I should get a steak knife, and etch it in your muthaf***in' forehead! How hard can it f***in' be? Ice muthaf***in' cream! I guess that's the price I pay for livin' with two f***in' morons!
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Master Shake : [Typing on the computer] Search for "tooth and plaque conspiracy..."
[pause]
Master Shake : and "Metallica."
Meatwad : And Backstreet Boys.
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[Carl gives Meatwad a Pocket Fisherman for his baby shower]
Frylock : What the hell is that?
Carl : Well, it's a fishing line. You can fold it up and put it in your... uh, I got about a hundred of them. They make pretty good gifts, if you, you know... don't give a crap about who you're givin' 'em to.
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[referring to Meatwad's pregnancy]
Carl : So, uh, there's gonna be another one of you animals runnin' around over here. Great. We'll start a zoo.
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Frylock : [after Meatwad has a hormonal mood swing] Damn!
Meatwad : Oh... boy. I apologize. My hormones are goin' nuts. Now, please. If you would... get the
[elephant trumpets]
Meatwad : outta my way. I mean, how many times I gotta
[alarm bell]
Meatwad : write "ice cream" on this
[squeaks]
Meatwad : list before someone gets his
[horse neighs]
Meatwad : in gear and brings home the
[owl hoots]
Meatwad : ice cream? Maybe I should get a steak knife and etch it in your mutha-
[plunger sound]
Meatwad : forehead! How hard can it
[squeak-squeak]
Meatwad : be? Ice mutha-
[drum roll]
Meatwad : cream! I guess that's the price I pay for livin' with two
[dial tone]
Meatwad : morons!
Master Shake : What happened to courtesy?
