Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Gee Whiz (2004)

Dana Snyder: Master Shake

Quotes 

• Frylock : [to Meatwad]  YOU'RE. NOT. PREGNANT.

  Master Shake : Of course he is! Now I can wail on you for two!

• Master Shake : [Typing on the computer]  Search for "tooth and plaque conspiracy..."

  [pause] 

  Master Shake : and "Metallica."

  Meatwad : And Backstreet Boys.

• Master Shake : All right, you see the homeless guy up there in the gridwork? Not him. It's above him.

  Frylock : Nuh-uhhh... I don't see anything but wood. I mean, it's just woodgrain...

  Master Shake : It's right in the butt of the gun. Lookit the butt of the gun.

  Frylock : I'm lookin' at the butt of the gun. I don't see nothin' but the gun.

  Master Shake : What the hell's the mat - hey! Yo! Choch! Show my dumb friend over here where Gee Whiz is, willya?

  Homeless Man : [mumbling]  Mehmhmhmhhmmmm... Gee Whiz... you Gee Whiz?

  Master Shake : That's gr... yes, thank you! Okay! SHOW HIM. ON. THE. BILL. BOARD!

  Homeless Man : [long pause]  ME! ME GEE WHIZ!

  Master Shake : Ohhhhhhoohohohhhhh... great. 'Nuther whackjob. Hey, Gee Whiz: can you FLY?

  Homeless Man : [hysterical screaming]  GIMMAHYAMUNNNAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!

  [THUD] 

  Master Shake : [nonchalantly, as Frylock stares in horror]  'Kay, now that he's gone. Right where his head was, you gotta squint like...

  Frylock : [deadpan]  I'm outta here. This is bull.

• Frylock : [after Meatwad has a hormonal mood swing]  Damn!

  Meatwad : Oh... boy. I apologize. My hormones are goin' nuts. Now, please. If you would... get the

  [elephant trumpets] 

  Meatwad : outta my way. I mean, how many times I gotta

  [alarm bell] 

  Meatwad : write "ice cream" on this

  [squeaks] 

  Meatwad : list before someone gets his

  [horse neighs] 

  Meatwad : in gear and brings home the

  [owl hoots] 

  Meatwad : ice cream? Maybe I should get a steak knife and etch it in your mutha-

  [plunger sound] 

  Meatwad : forehead! How hard can it

  [squeak-squeak] 

  Meatwad : be? Ice mutha-

  [drum roll] 

  Meatwad : cream! I guess that's the price I pay for livin' with two

  [dial tone] 

  Meatwad : morons!

  Master Shake : What happened to courtesy?