Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Interfection (2002)

Dana Snyder: Master Shake

Quotes 

• Master Shake : I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them.

• Master Shake : Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth.

• Master Shake : Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them.

• Master Shake : [Meatwad and Shake are surfing the net on the plaque conspiracy]  Hush! Be quiet or you'll damage the search engine.

  Meatwad : Oh, gee, I forgot! I'm sorry...

  Master Shake : Well, I'M sorry but if you don't cooperate somebody's gonna have their mouth stabbed shut with skewers!

  [insanely] 

  Master Shake : And then we shall see how well the ax slices through the meat!

  Meatwad : [stares]  Oh...

  [cries loudly]