- Master Shake: I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them.
- The www.yzzerdd.com: Surely this convenience entices you? Pornography and online gaming at hundreds the times of speed of your normal advertising service provider! It's so easy to use, and the surgery to implant it at the base of your skull is so painless it's no wonder I'm number one!
- Master Shake: Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth.
- The www.yzzerdd.com: [the Yzzerdd has just invaded Frylock's bedroom with pop-up ads, and is appearing as a low-quality streaming Flash video, constantly interrupting Frylock] It is I, the www.yzzerd... D...
- Frylock: Who ...
- The www.yzzerdd.com: Yyyzzerd!
- Frylock: Wha ...
- The www.yzzerdd.com: D.
- Frylock: Wh ...
- The www.yzzerdd.com: Dot-com!
- Frylock: What the hell do you want with us?
- [pause]
- Frylock: Hello ...
- The www.yzzerdd.com: Why don't you fill this out? You could win a Porsche!
- Master Shake: [Meatwad and Shake are surfing the net on the plaque conspiracy] Hush! Be quiet or you'll damage the search engine.
- Meatwad: Oh, gee, I forgot! I'm sorry...
- Master Shake: Well, I'M sorry but if you don't cooperate somebody's gonna have their mouth stabbed shut with skewers!
- [insanely]
- Master Shake: And then we shall see how well the ax slices through the meat!
- Meatwad: [stares] Oh...
- [cries loudly]
- The www.yzzerdd.com: Okay, fine. Don't use our services. Get left in the digital dust, but remember - you could have won a Porsche!