Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Love Mummy (2002)

Carey Means: Frylock

Quotes 

• Meatwad : [after noticing Carl is a rattlesnake from the hips down]  So, should we tell him?

  Frylock : No, just leave it to Shake, he'll know exactly what to say.

  Shake : [while snickering]  Carl... What the hell happened to you?

  Carl : Wha-?

  [notices he is part rattlesnake] 

  Carl : Oh, God!

• Frylock : [reading "Mummies for Dummies"]  The curse of the mummy is actually just a figure of speech. Vomiting locusts for a thousand years is just an old wives' tale. The real curse of the mummy is that he is completely socially inept, devoid of all manners, gold-digging, manipulative, and a selfish brat. Don't ever wake him unless you have a lot of time and money on your hands. Thank you for buying "Mummies for Dummies."

• Shake : Do you know what time it is, huh? It's 2:30 in the afternoon, and people are trying to sleep -

  [pauses, looks to Frylock, then The Mummy, then back to Frylock] 

  Shake : ... Whose mummy?

  Frylock : I found it in the crawlspace.

  Shake : [angrily]  So YOU were the one doing all the moaning when I was trying to sleep, huh?

  The Mummy : Hee hee hee hee haaaaa.

  Frylock : Shake, you don't want to piss him off. He has the power to curse you.

  Meatwad : [slyly]  Do it, Shake. Piss him off.

  Shake : I'LL DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, AND HOW I WANT. And no Mummy - you hear me, Band-Aid? ...

  Meatwad : [as swirls form around the Mummy]  Oh damn, here it comes.

  Shake : - NO MUMMY - is going to tell ME what TO DO!

  The Mummy : [rises off of the chair]  Curse... CURSE... CURRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSE!

  [falls back down] 

  Meatwad : ...Ohhh, damn.

  Shake : [unfazed]  You done? We all done here?

  The Mummy : [rises up again]  CURRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSE!

  Shake : [impatiently]  Oh, are you DONE?

  The Mummy : [growling, falls back down]  Yessssssssss.

  Shake : Good! Because I am "done" listening to you! I've got a curse for you, it's called "tomorrow morning, your ass is outta here". I'm going back to bed.

  The Mummy : [hissing]  currrrsssse...

  Shake : [offscreen]  I HEARD IT ALREADY! I KNOW! IT'S A FRICKIN' CURSE!