Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

MC Pee Pants (2002)

Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski

Quotes 

• Carl : [the song "I want Candy" is stuck in Carl's head]  I want candy, bubble gum and taf-DAMNIT!

• Carl : [in the middle of "washing" a car]  You... you think we should take another pass at this? Cause I'm still seeing some paint here, and it's startin' to MOCK me!

• Carl : By the way, you wouldn't happen to know who's been playin "I Want Candy" for a frickin' *week*?

  Frylock : It was your other neighbors.

  Master Shake : Meatwad.

  Carl : Ohh, it doesn't matter now, because now it won't go away, unless I blow it out ?

  [shouts] 

  Carl : with a bullet!

• Carl : [Referring to the loation on M.C. Pee Pants]  612 Wharf Avenue! That's the old warehouse down there by Melon Shakers... I mean... the... Gentleman's Club...

• Frylock : There are different kinds of music in the world, Meatwad.

  [hands Meatwad a collection of classical music CDs] 

  Frylock : How about getting down with some REAL gangsters... from the fifteenth century?

  Meatwad : Bach-t? Beet-oven? I dunno. Are these guys down with the Pee-Pants?

  Frylock : Well, Meatwad. They wore pantaloons back in those days.

  Meatwad : Shoot, boy. You'd get killed wearing that in my hood.

  Frylock : Well I think you'll find these guys are pretty darn dope, if you know what I mean.

• Meatwad : [concerning the fate of M.C. Peepants]  Well, wherever he is...

  Master Shake : He's in Hell!

  Meatwad : Well, wherever THAT is...

  Master Shake : It's a fiery pit of unpleasantness in the center of the Earth...

  Meatwad : OK! Well wherever THAT is, and do not say anything...