Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

MC Pee Pants (2002)

Carey Means: Frylock

Quotes 

• Carl : By the way, you wouldn't happen to know who's been playin "I Want Candy" for a frickin' *week*?

  Frylock : It was your other neighbors.

  Master Shake : Meatwad.

  Carl : Ohh, it doesn't matter now, because now it won't go away, unless I blow it out ?

  [shouts] 

  Carl : with a bullet!

• Master Shake : I should not walk, so that a child may live.

  Frylock : [merely stares] 

  Master Shake : That's what it does!

  Frylock : GET UP!

• Frylock : You're all the things that are in this ad: you're energetic, hard-working, you like people...

  M.C. Pee Pants : No, I love the liquid *inside* people. How many times I gotta tell you this, man? I'm insane! I eat people-juice. No one's gonna hire a people-juice eater!

• Frylock : There are different kinds of music in the world, Meatwad.

  [hands Meatwad a collection of classical music CDs] 

  Frylock : How about getting down with some REAL gangsters... from the fifteenth century?

  Meatwad : Bach-t? Beet-oven? I dunno. Are these guys down with the Pee-Pants?

  Frylock : Well, Meatwad. They wore pantaloons back in those days.

  Meatwad : Shoot, boy. You'd get killed wearing that in my hood.

  Frylock : Well I think you'll find these guys are pretty darn dope, if you know what I mean.

• Shake : [singing, playing guitar while Meatwad plays MC Pee Pants in the background]  You make me feel... emotional... Meatwad, turn that down!

  [Meatwad's music stops] 

  Shake : Kissin' you...

  [Meatwad's music resumes] 

  Shake : Dammit! That's it! I'm coming back there...

  Frylock : Shake, put that down.

  Shake : Look, I am out there trying to write new material...

  Frylock : Shake, you don't even have old material.

  Shake : [breaks guitar]  Now who has the material? Nobody! Because HE just made me do this!