Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

MC Pee Pants (2002)

Dana Snyder: Master Shake

Quotes 

• Carl : By the way, you wouldn't happen to know who's been playin "I Want Candy" for a frickin' *week*?

  Frylock : It was your other neighbors.

  Master Shake : Meatwad.

  Carl : Ohh, it doesn't matter now, because now it won't go away, unless I blow it out ?

  [shouts] 

  Carl : with a bullet!

• Master Shake : I should not walk, so that a child may live.

  Frylock : [merely stares] 

  Master Shake : That's what it does!

  Frylock : GET UP!

• Meatwad : [concerning the fate of M.C. Peepants]  Well, wherever he is...

  Master Shake : He's in Hell!

  Meatwad : Well, wherever THAT is...

  Master Shake : It's a fiery pit of unpleasantness in the center of the Earth...

  Meatwad : OK! Well wherever THAT is, and do not say anything...

• Shake : [singing, playing guitar while Meatwad plays MC Pee Pants in the background]  You make me feel... emotional... Meatwad, turn that down!

  [Meatwad's music stops] 

  Shake : Kissin' you...

  [Meatwad's music resumes] 

  Shake : Dammit! That's it! I'm coming back there...

  Frylock : Shake, put that down.

  Shake : Look, I am out there trying to write new material...

  Frylock : Shake, you don't even have old material.

  Shake : [breaks guitar]  Now who has the material? Nobody! Because HE just made me do this!