Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)
Moon Master (2004)
Matt Maiellaro: Err
Quotes
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Err : It's all free!
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Err : It WAS free!
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Ignignokt : First we must train you. You can't go into battle like that.
Err : He's right!
Ignignokt : You would instantly turn to vapor.
Err : Oh what you need is our free warrior kit!
Ignignokt : Oh most definitely.
Err : We're selling it, and you're buying it.
Ignignokt : It's got the helmet, energy bars, electric shoes, Gorgotron repellent, Moon Master stickers, and now for the first time... instructional video.
Err : And it's all free!
Meatwad : M'kay how do i get that?
Ignignokt : You pay far out the ass for it!
Err : It's just three easy installments of $29.99!
Ignignokt : Unless you want our race to die, which it seems like you do.
Meatwad : Oh no, no. I don't want that... But I thought you said it was free?
Ignignokt : It was free. A true warrior would have jumped on it like a beast... before it went straight up to $99.99!
Meatwad : Well damn, I guess I do need training
Err : What you need, is recognition!
Ignignokt : For a one time charge, get your name placed in this handsome leather-bound volume of Who's Who Among Moonmasters.
Err : You're the only one, and you're on page one!
Meatwad : Hey you know what, this a pretty good deal.
Err : Yes it is, Cathy.
