Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Ol' Drippy (2002)

Todd Field: Ol' Drippy

Quotes 

• Frylock : [answers the door]  Hey Carl, what's happening?

  Carl Brutananadilewski : Yeah, right. Did you see a woman in a bikini with a six-pack of beer and surfboard come in here?

  Frylock : Was it cardboard, used to be up at the liquor store?

  Carl Brutananadilewski : Uh... no.

  Frylock : [awkward pause]  Well, OK Carl.

  [whispers] 

  Frylock : She's back in Meatwad's room.

  Meatwad : [In his room, Meatwad is holding a mock wedding for his Dewey the paper towel roll and Carl's beer standee]  Dewey, do you take this headless supermodel with the six-pack to be your lawfully wedded wife, so that you guys can work on the railroad together and build supertrains and drive them to Jupiter with Batman? Say "I do".

  Ol' Drippy : [jiggles the standee]  I do!

  Meatwad : Whoopie!

  Carl Brutananadilewski : You two timing bitch!

• Ol' Drippy : Meatwad, do you have any real dolls?

  Ol' Drippy : Well, real dolls cost money, and I'd rather just use the unlimited power of my imagination. Ain't got no damn money.

• [Ol' Drippy has bought lattes for everyone except Shake] 

  Master Shake : Hey, where's mine?

  Ol' Drippy : Oh, I'm sorry... I didn't know you were here.

  Master Shake : Go get me one. No wait, just give me yours.

  Frylock : Shake, that's rude!

  Master Shake : He's being rude to me! He bought the lattes! And that's rude... introducing them to this environment!

• Ol' Drippy : Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that.

• Ol' Drippy : Here, lick my head.

  Master Shake : Here, kiss my ass!