Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)
Ol' Drippy (2002)
Dana Snyder: Master Shake
Quotes
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Carl Brutananadilewski : Someone want to tell me why my pool is full of hot dog chunks and dirty dishes?
Master Shake : Oh, Carl, you didn't mess with it, did you? 'Cause it's got to set up for a couple days with the battery.
Carl Brutananadilewski : The battery?
Master Shake : Yeah, you know, the one from your car. I dumped some shampoo in there too, but it's dog shampoo so I don't know if it's gonna work, but we're praying like hell that it does.
Master Shake : No no no no no, I understand, I understand. I'm just gonna go, I'll be back in a few... You, uh... you think that the gun store is still open?
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[Master Shake has made a mess of the kitchen. Frylock has sent him to the store to buy cleaning supplies]
Frylock : [pulls out an aerosol can] What? Wait a second - is this cheese?
Master Shake : Yeah.
Frylock : How are you gonna clean the kitchen with cheese, Shake?
Master Shake : We don't... look, that room is dead to me now. How about we make the living room the new kitchen? Huh? Now, I know what some of you may be thinking: Shake, where's the stove?
[Pours gasoline on the armchair and sets it on fire]
Master Shake : Here it is!
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[Ol' Drippy has bought lattes for everyone except Shake]
Master Shake : Hey, where's mine?
Ol' Drippy : Oh, I'm sorry... I didn't know you were here.
Master Shake : Go get me one. No wait, just give me yours.
Frylock : Shake, that's rude!
Master Shake : He's being rude to me! He bought the lattes! And that's rude... introducing them to this environment!
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Ol' Drippy : Here, lick my head.
Master Shake : Here, kiss my ass!
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Master Shake : [eating Ol' Drippy's head] Keep your eyes open, Meatwad. I wanna horrify you into a coma.
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[Master Shake is trying to get out of cleaning up the kitchen]
Master Shake : That room is dead to me. Let's burn down the kitchen and use the living room as a kitchen from now on. Look, here's our stove.
[sets the couch on fire]
