- Carl Brutananadilewski: Someone want to tell me why my pool is full of hot dog chunks and dirty dishes?
- Master Shake: Oh, Carl, you didn't mess with it, did you? 'Cause it's got to set up for a couple days with the battery.
- Carl Brutananadilewski: The battery?
- Master Shake: Yeah, you know, the one from your car. I dumped some shampoo in there too, but it's dog shampoo so I don't know if it's gonna work, but we're praying like hell that it does.
- Master Shake: No no no no no, I understand, I understand. I'm just gonna go, I'll be back in a few... You, uh... you think that the gun store is still open?
- Frylock: [answers the door] Hey Carl, what's happening?
- Carl Brutananadilewski: Yeah, right. Did you see a woman in a bikini with a six-pack of beer and surfboard come in here?
- Frylock: Was it cardboard, used to be up at the liquor store?
- Carl Brutananadilewski: Uh... no.
- Frylock: [awkward pause] Well, OK Carl.
- [whispers]
- Frylock: She's back in Meatwad's room.
- Meatwad: [In his room, Meatwad is holding a mock wedding for his Dewey the paper towel roll and Carl's beer standee] Dewey, do you take this headless supermodel with the six-pack to be your lawfully wedded wife, so that you guys can work on the railroad together and build supertrains and drive them to Jupiter with Batman? Say "I do".
- Ol' Drippy: [jiggles the standee] I do!
- Meatwad: Whoopie!
- Carl Brutananadilewski: You two timing bitch!
- Ol' Drippy: Meatwad, do you have any real dolls?
- Ol' Drippy: Well, real dolls cost money, and I'd rather just use the unlimited power of my imagination. Ain't got no damn money.
- [Master Shake has made a mess of the kitchen. Frylock has sent him to the store to buy cleaning supplies]
- Frylock: [pulls out an aerosol can] What? Wait a second - is this cheese?
- Master Shake: Yeah.
- Frylock: How are you gonna clean the kitchen with cheese, Shake?
- Master Shake: We don't... look, that room is dead to me now. How about we make the living room the new kitchen? Huh? Now, I know what some of you may be thinking: Shake, where's the stove?
- [Pours gasoline on the armchair and sets it on fire]
- Master Shake: Here it is!
- [Ol' Drippy has bought lattes for everyone except Shake]
- Master Shake: Hey, where's mine?
- Ol' Drippy: Oh, I'm sorry... I didn't know you were here.
- Master Shake: Go get me one. No wait, just give me yours.
- Frylock: Shake, that's rude!
- Master Shake: He's being rude to me! He bought the lattes! And that's rude... introducing them to this environment!
- Master Shake: [eating Ol' Drippy's head] Keep your eyes open, Meatwad. I wanna horrify you into a coma.
- [Master Shake is trying to get out of cleaning up the kitchen]
- Master Shake: That room is dead to me. Let's burn down the kitchen and use the living room as a kitchen from now on. Look, here's our stove.
- [sets the couch on fire]