- Emory: You know, we should probably get going. I mean, this is how fights start.
- Oglethorpe: This is not a fight. This is a WAR!
- [Meatwad is rotating inside the microwave. Microwave dings]
- Master Shake: Did you see how long you were in there?
- Meatwad: I'm ready for poultry.
- Master Shake: No, you're not! But with practice...
- Ignignokt: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one. And if you think I got that from Star Trek, you are very wrong, mister.