Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Revenge of the Trees (2003)

Dana Snyder: Master Shake

Quotes 

• Master Shake : Carl! Take it up!

  Carl Brutananadilewski : With pleasure.

  Master Shake : Whoah! Whoah! Whoah! Whoah! You take it up too high how am I gonna inject the cheese?

  Frylock : The cheese?

  Carl Brutananadilewski : Oh yes! What is that, cheddar or pepper jack?

  Master Shake : Both.

  Carl Brutananadilewski : You are the man!

  Master Shake : There's pork in there too. See, I rolled it in ranch dressing then force fed it to her. How do you think she died, natural causes?

  Carl Brutananadilewski : This is gonna be so good!

  Frylock : Yeck! Well y'all go on ahead and have your little heart attack. Meatwad and I are gonna have us a healthy labor day. Ain't that right Meatwad?

  Meatwad : Yeah, I'll do that when I'm dead. Inject me with some cheese!

  Master Shake : Submerge! It's gonna take a minute Carl. We've just gotta hope that the bowels don't release after hitting the hot oil.

• Master Shake : Frylock, I'm telling you, that's not me in that video... 'Cuz that's nothing! There's nothing up there! What the hell is, this is bark!

• Master Shake : We're flash frying this mutha!

• Frylock : So uhh what are you going to with all that oil?

  Master Shake : Well, I guess gee, what will we do with a vat of hot oil? I'm gonna tip it over.

  [Begins to tip the vat of oil] 

  Frylock : Whooa whoaa whoa whoa! We're not doing that.

  Master Shake : Look, relax. I am respectful of my Earth Mother. Now let's tip.

  [Starts to tip it again] 

  Frylock : You're not doing that, Shake! Look, that oil needs to be disposed of properly.

  Master Shake : You know the river is over 2 miles from here?

  Frylock : The river is not where it goes! They have special places that will take this, and one of them is right down the street.

  Master Shake : Thank you, Stephanie.

  [walking away] 

  Master Shake : Why don't you go do your nails? The men are eating.