Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Space Conflict from Beyond Pluto (2002)

Mike Schatz: Emory

Quotes 

• [Frylock meets the Plutonians and witnesses their incompetence] 

  Oglethorpe : We are on a secret mission of world domination!

  Frylock : World domination? You guys couldn't take over a damn bowl of jello.

  Emory : Is that, like, an important place or something?

• [Emory and Oglethorpe are two aliens; Frylock has beamed onto their ship] 

  Frylock : What are these spikes, these spikes all over your body? I mean, surely they have a purpose.

  Emory : What spikes?

  Oglethorpe : Oh, these? No no no, these are not spikes; they are pointy arms.

  Emory : We squirt soap out of them, and that's how we keep the ship so clean. See?

  [does so] 

  Frylock : That's soap? Well, it kind of smells like waste.

  Emory : Well, one man's waste is another man's... soap.

• [Oglethorpe knocks over a barbecue] 

  Emory : That is great. Why don't you burn the whole ship down while you're at it.

  Oglethorpe : Shut up. I have an amazing plan to betray our new friend. HAHAHAHAHA.

  Emory : I thought the plan was to barbecue with him.

  Oglethorpe : Plans are for fools. When he gets here we melt him... and laugh... on into the night. HAHAHAHAHA.

• [the Plutonians are trying to determine why Master Shake isn't melting] 

  Oglethorpe : Well, maybe you shouldn't have run the melter through the VCR!

  Emory : Well, maybe you shouldn't have insisted that all meltings be taped! I mean, you know you never watch them!

• [Master Shake, despite expectations, is not melting] 

  Emory : We could still melt him. Like, I have this really bitchin' hair dryer...

  Oglethorpe : Well, you think that will work, break it out then. That will only take *four thousand moltons*!

  Emory : Well, I'm just tryin' to help!

  Oglethorpe : Well, I think screwing everything up is a funny way to he...

• Frylock : [on the Plutonian spaceship]  Which one of these buttons beams me out of here?

  Oglethorpe : Those buttons are red! YOU'LL DESTROY US ALL!

  [Frylock presses a button and party music plays while balloons and confetti fall out of the ceiling] 

  Emory : Alright, party time.

  Oglethorpe : Whose birthday is it? Someone gets a spanking!

  [Frylock presses some more buttons until Master Shake beams in] 

  Master Shake : Hey! Happy birthday! Who's the lucky boy?

  Frylock : SHAKE! How'd you get in this beam?

  Master Shake : Look, that beam came from space. You don't own space, so stop acting like you do!

  Frylock : I'm outta here.