Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Space Conflict from Beyond Pluto (2002)

Dana Snyder: Master Shake

Quotes 

• Frylock : Shake, how did you get in this beam?

  Master Shake : Look, that beam came from space. You don't own space, so stop acting like you do.

• Carl : Hey, buddy, how you doin' there? Pizzaland, huh? That's lots of fun. Hey, uh, I wanted to let you know... that, uh, YOU BURNED MY FRICKIN' HOUSE DOWN!

  Master Shake : But the grass is gone, correct? Look, that is the cost of doing business. I told you there would be risks.

  Carl : Yeah, no. The grass is gone. Just like your face is gonna be gone when I shove it in a pastrami slicer.

  Master Shake : [chuckles]  Slice my face off? You are clever. You're a quick wit. Oh well, look, relax. And I'll be down there in, like, five minutes, and we'll iron all this out, okay?

  Carl : Oh yeah, that sounds great! That sounds great, yeah. We'll iron it out. I'll go get my iron... my tire iron.

• [Shake has just caused Carl's lawn to be burned up] 

  Carl : [holding a tire iron]  Heyyyy, buddy!

  Master Shake : Hey, Carl. Wow, your lawn looks good.

  Carl : Liking it?

  Master Shake : Why's your house all curled up?

  Carl : I don't know, I was hoping maybe we could have a little dialogue about that.

• Frylock : [on the Plutonian spaceship]  Which one of these buttons beams me out of here?

  Oglethorpe : Those buttons are red! YOU'LL DESTROY US ALL!

  [Frylock presses a button and party music plays while balloons and confetti fall out of the ceiling] 

  Emory : Alright, party time.

  Oglethorpe : Whose birthday is it? Someone gets a spanking!

  [Frylock presses some more buttons until Master Shake beams in] 

  Master Shake : Hey! Happy birthday! Who's the lucky boy?

  Frylock : SHAKE! How'd you get in this beam?

  Master Shake : Look, that beam came from space. You don't own space, so stop acting like you do!

  Frylock : I'm outta here.