Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Carl (2004)

Dana Snyder: Master Shake

Quotes 

• [after Rudy shoots Carl with lasers] 

  Rudy : HE WAS ROBBING YOU! WAS HE TRYING TO ROB YOU?

  Frylock : NO, RUDY! He wasn't trying to rob us.

  [Meatwad decides to pull a fast one on Shake; he mimes reaching into his non-existent back pocket] 

  Meatwad : Where is my wall--

  [points to Master Shake] 

  Meatwad : He took my wallet!

  Master Shake : I got the what now?

  [Rudy shoots Shake with lasers] 

  Master Shake : AAAHH!

• [Frylock and Meatwad are leaving Shake in the hotel room to go pick up girls] 

  Frylock : Lemme just tell you this. If I meet me one... and I get my groove on, you just might be sleeping outside because I'm getting the bed!

  [Shakes pushes the bed out the door where it lands on Meatwad who has been dancing outside] 

  Meatwad : OW!

  Master Shake : [proudly]  There. Go get the bed.

• [after Carl first sees the scribblings etched into his garage, he gets a phone call] 

  Carl : [angry]  What?

  Meatwad : Did you find my note?

  Carl : [feigning calmness]  Oh, was that you, yeah? Thanks for etching it into the side of my house.

  Meatwad : Is you mad? You ain't mad, are ya?

  Carl : Yeah, while we're talking here, you wanna tell me what it frickin' says?

  Meatwad : What what says?

  Carl : The note.

  Meatwad : What note?

  Carl : The one on the side of my house!

  Meatwad : Oh, that yeah, well... I don't remember.

  Carl : Of course.

  Master Shake : Will you hang up the friggin' --

  [phone call ends] 

  Carl : [looks down at Meatwad's dolls]  Hey, you guys must be seriously thirsty.

  [pours a can of gasoline on them] 

  Carl : Hey, open up. Drink up there.

  [lights match, tosses it on dolls which burst into flames] 

  Carl : Oh, shoot! Did I do that? Here... lemme put you out.

  [unzips fly and urinates on them; laughing maniacally] 

  Carl : In Your Face!